"Everybody wants to be a cat."
“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…”JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
it’s like you’re my mirror
Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them